Oh glory glory hallelujah. All I have to do to get skinny is be COLD. Freezing cold. According to my beloved NY Times, brown fat (I know. Yuck) makes you thin! Brown fat creates heat by burning up ugly old fat, so if you're cold, you'll burn fat! I feel like we used to tell that to one another in middle school, but it's true it's true it's true!!! Well, for mice anyway. But I'm having our furnace uninstalled.
Now I just need someone to verify that a massage will get rid of cellulite and my life will be changed forever.
I was just talking about this to someone the other day. I AM a massage therapist, and if I could figure out a massage technique that would eliminate cellulite, I would be a very rich woman. I would also spend an inordinate amount of time in my bathroom, massaging my own ass!
Comment created on May 1, 2009 at 11:07 AM